Joke: This is really funny… (looking for missing Wife)


Akpos goes to a police station to report that his wife is missing. The following conversation ensued:

Akpos: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back

Inspector: What is her height?

Akpos: I never checked

Inspector: Slim or robust?

Akpos: Not slim, can be robust

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Akpos: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair?

Akpos: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Akpos: Not sure if it was a dress or suit

Inspector: Was she driving?

Akpos: Yes

Inspector: Color of car?

Akpos: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door……….and…and…(starts weeping)

Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.

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