Akpos goes to a police station to report that his wife is missing. The following conversation ensued:
Akpos: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back
Inspector: What is her height?
Akpos: I never checked
Inspector: Slim or robust?
Akpos: Not slim, can be robust
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Akpos: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair?
Akpos: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Akpos: Not sure if it was a dress or suit
Inspector: Was she driving?
Inspector: Color of car?
Akpos: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door……….and…and…(starts weeping)
Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.